Am I nicer? Don't read my Southerness as actually nicer. Trust me, it's not.

"Mo" is short for moron. A "nice" Southern lady would have to be faced with lunatic idiocy to actually tell someone they are a moron.

"Ron" is an irredeemable Mo who is verging on facing a Southern lady's violent ire.

"Morhonda" is a female moron and a betrayer of her sex by descending to male moronacy, and thus to be ostracized from sensible female company. She's beyond "bless her heart" and all the way to "leave her to God."

Plus, they're backed up by their "idiot cousin and twit uncle," thus condemning their entire genetic line.