Hey… at least you got out of your PJs.

My personal clothing dilemma this morning led to the donning of a questionable pair of slacks that technically no longer fit me. I did not let this stop the show, sucking in my gut as I struggled valiantly to conquer the demon fabric. Fastening the top button resulted in the pleats at the front committing suicide in a frenzy of ripped thread, and a firm tug on the zipper led to my instant sterilization. But I got the damn pants on. Barely.
10 Reasons Why Mondays are the Work of Satan
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Brian Lageose
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
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Feb 20, 2023
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Hey… at least you got out of your PJs.
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Written by Author, D. Denise Dianaty10.4K Followers
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Artist, Poet, author, wife & mom May my epitaph be "She reflected love into the world."
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