How? I find that total bewildering. I've never made anything approaching that. Maybe I'm just not a good enough writer. Maybe I should just forget about it all. I mean… damn. I woke up this morning and saw I'd earned $5 yesterday and thought that was a decent improvement!

The most I ever made on a single post – and a boosted one at that – is around $75 over its life since posting back in June or July.

I mean, congratuations. But, seriously… How?!