How very condescending and rude -- really quite presumptuous of you. As you obviously missed it, this article is in the Bouncin' and Behavin' FUCKERY publication. I presume you are unaware and unfamiliar with the pub in which this article is posted. Just as obviously, the pub's fare will not be to your liking. And, I feel certain other writers for this pub will not so politely proffer a response to such presumption as I have given.

Thank you for your pennies.