Even though you might be living for the second when you have served your time and can turn off the treadmill, it’s not a completely euphoric moment. Immediately, there’s this decompression feeling as the treadmill stops, even though your body feels like it’s still moving. The simple step from treadmill to actual floor is rife with peril and calamity. Your legs feel like noodles, even though you were just using them, as if you’ve been transported from one dimension to another and something went a bit wonky while Scotty beamed you up.