I'd happily gift you two thirds of 'em. Of course, they come with shoulder and back and hip pain. Not to mention the expense of foundation garments, the difficulty finding J-cops, the endless travails of finding clothes that fit, the embarrassment of all the times they get in the way... and the infuriating way no man ever fucking looks you in the god damned eye!

But, while they're fixated, you can get them to do just about anything you choose.