LOL

We have a cat in the neighborhood who delights in tormenting the dogs. It walks along the tops of the backyard fences, out of reach. It will sit on the corner of the fence, calmly looking down while the huge dog next door and our toy schnoodle lose their goddamn minds. Then, it will prance to the next corner and back again. If I don't step out into the yard and tsktsktsk it, there's no telling how long the damn thing will hang about.

There's another one that's always setting off my ring doorbell. It likes to sit in the chair on my front porch, cleaning itself. And, the ring doorbell is too stupid to differentiate between a whole assed human and a tiny little cat. Smart-tech my ass!