LOL – You think that's a joke. But, my mother had my father paint the outside of our Florida house baby-pink trimmed in Pepto Bismol pink.

And yes, she also had him upholster furniture in lime green and rust crushed velvet — plus had him lay that rust and green carpet tile outdoor flooring in the living room and dining room over ceramic. That flooring was called something like "Forest Melody" or some such nonsense; but, it looked like someone had immortalized bloody vomit.