LOL — You'll never sleep again!

Seriously, my son kept me awake from the time I could feel him kicking and tumbling inside of me until he moved into his own place 20 years later.

Congratulations on all the joy you're experiencing and the sleep-deprived joys that will flood your life for rest of your life. Yes, the little Boobah will keep you awake for the next 20 years. But, the joys are miraculous and unending.

Oh. Don't let Barney or Baby Shark into your house! For the sake of your sanity, try to avoid the insidious insipid insanity inducing modern anamorphic toddler Svengali of the moment.