The plot is to force obedient and docile Tay Tay to hook up with Kelce to make him seem like a manly man plus solidify Taylor’s image as a quietly submissive little girl who plays second fiddle to men and then rig the Super Bowl to be won by the Kansas City Chiefs since we all know that Kansas City is the biggest money media market in the country, and then when Tay Tay announces after the Super Bowl that she is leaving Kelce for Biden because she much prefers kind, well-meaning old men with memory problems, then a UFO will land at the ellipse where Trump gave his speech and an army of little green men ingeniously disguised as FBI agents will pour out of the ship to announce that it was a lie that JFK was going to be resurrected to be Trump’s running mate and then…
