…ot blaming anyone. Hell, I’ve done it myself. Last week I translated one of my favorite verses into Gen Z. I typed the following into Google Translate: “Money is the root of all evil. When some coveted [it], they erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.”³ What’d Google give me? ‘Guap ain’t it, chief. Dudes who are stoked for bread end up salty.’⁴ Christ, I couldn’t publish that. Christians would Holy Ghost me!