"rumpy-pumpy"

It’s a problem because I find skanky stuff between the cushions that gets rammed down there when Mom and men make rumpy-pumpy. Things like riding crops, wizard wands, and light sabers. Furry handcuffs. Feather ticklers. Batman…
How Do I Keep Mom Off My Sofa?
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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
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Jun 13, 2023
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"rumpy-pumpy"
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Written by Author, D. Denise Dianaty10.4K Followers
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Artist, Poet, author, wife & mom May my epitaph be "She reflected love into the world."
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