Thanksgiving Day. That's a day for football and feasting – with the possibility of turkey's and vats of boiling oil exploding across the backyard and the male danger-cooks… plus any kids tearing about the backyard to "burn off that energy." If the deep fried turkey doesn't exlode, sending everyone to the ER, the rest of the day will be spent half-snoozing on the couch in front of an endless regimen of back-to-back football games, with helping after helping of the feast and deserts – and unashamed flatulence competition between the men.