That reminds me of an old joke:

Joe's car broke down. So, he was catching a ride with his buddy, Dude. They went speeding into town, down the main street with all the traffic lights. Dude approached a light turning red. He gunned the engine and sped through the red light.

He narrowly avoided being hit twice, by cars going in other directions. It scared the crap out of Joe. He cussed Dude out.

Dude told him to chill. His brother taught him to drive like that and he was never wrong. Then, Dude sped through three more red lights, tires and breaks screaming as other drivers desperately fought to prevent collisions. Joe was clinging to whatever he could get a grip on, sure he was going to die.

When they came to a green light, Dude slammed on the breaks and nearly threw Joe through the windshield stopping.

"What the fuck, Dude!? It's green!" Joe raged. "Why'd you stop?"

Dude calmly answered, "M'brother might be comin' the other way."

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Gives me an idea for a post. Think I'll share this one on my profile!