This is one time when my allergies are convenient. I just put my face in the crook of my elbow and say, "I'm allergic to newsprint." They narrow in on whomever has the misfortune to be coming up behind me and redouble their efforts. If that's ever you, you have my abject apologies.

BTW, Jason… I hope you’ll hop over and read my latest essay about Texas and then write your own set down of the crimes against humanity the GOP is putting girls and women through. You get so many more eyes on your posts and this needs all the eyes on it.