Well… I'll have to avoid the vino (diabetic, donchaknow), but I'll toast with my water! And, I'll dance a jig while applauding and warbling a tittering tune.

It is highly unusual for me to revel in, let alone write crass, mean-spirited humor. But, I'm only human and I can't always stop those lines tripping through my head. So, here's that tittering tune I'll be warbling: Candyfloss hair; so absurd; too fat for his chair; what a turd! Do-do-do, te-te-te, to jail with thee!