Well, you couldn't possibly have worn those to the wedding.

Please contact me if anyone is missing a suit with a fifty-four-inch waist splattered with cat hairs. I will return it, no questions asked.
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Oct 31, 2024
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Well, you couldn't possibly have worn those to the wedding.
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