What do you recommend for diabetics who aren't supposed to drink at all? Or for people ordered not to take aspirin because they exacerbate ulcers.

Kind of a catch-22 situation — Alcohol would relax you, so you'd probably get fewer stress ulcers. But, it spikes your glucose levels and regular use spikes your A1C.

If they'd just legalize weed, would a bit of gummy micro-dosing help? 😎