Yeah… that would have creeped me out too. You think a 2" cockroach is bad — in Florida, they have these things called "Palmetto Bugs." They are giant FLYING fucking Kamikaze cockroaches… when I say "giant," I mean like 3 1/2 to 4 inches!

The standard bio crap says 2 to 3. That's a lie. I've personally been dive-bomed by fuckers as long as my palm!