…”, shattering the innocence of people like me who tried to avoid the whole mess in the first place. You can’t even innocently pick up some pesticide for those hell-spawned red ants without climbing over screaming urchins who are slugging it out in Lawn & Garden department at Home Depot, fighting over the last remaining Dora the Explorer backpack. (Which was the only Dora backpack to begin with, uncreatively shoved in between some hydrangeas an…